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catKOL

catKOL at his desk

In a world of bulls and bears,
be a fucking cat

Who the fuck is catKOL?

Species: Superior Tabby

Not your average feline. Built different.

Trading Strategy: 5% analysis, 95% instinct

Charts are for amateurs. Vibes are forever.

Fuel: White Tequila

Premium only. Like his investments.

Philosophy: Hodl hard, meme harder

Paper hands don't deserve velvet thrones.

Risk Management: Sleep through dips

Wake me up when we're on the moon.

Who is catKOL

Lord of Shitposts

catKOL Gospel

"Humans panic. I profit."

"Your 401k? Cute. My shitcoins? Empire."

"Bear markets are my playground."

"FOMO is for amateurs. I create the FOMO."

"I don't chase pumps. I am the pump."

"The secret to my success? I trade on instinct. I sleep on analysis."

"Humans worry about inflation. I worry about whether my nap was long enough."

"They say curiosity killed the cat, but in my case, it just made me ridiculously rich."

"What's the ROI on scratching posts? Because mine seems to be paying off in pure joy."

"Why worry about dips when you can nap through them? My trading tip: always have a cashmere blanket nearby."

"I don't chase tails. I chase tails of distributions in statistical models. Much more profitable."

"I bought more shitcoins today. The human next door bought a self-help book on investing. We'll see who laughs last!"

"I love it when the markets are volatile. It's like watching a human try to use a can opener for the first time."

"Investment tip: Always land on your feet. Works in markets just like it does in life."

"Someone dared to tell me to 'go touch grass.' I sent them to touch the buy button on Pumpfun for me instead."

"The human next door tried to give me trading advice. I reminded them that my shitcoin portfolio outperforms their 401k."

"Market analysis: if it doesn't involve memecoins or catnip, it's probably not worth your time."

"Bought another scratching post because the other six weren't enough."

"Decided to pay for my next lavish cat condo in shitcoins. Because why have real estate if it's not meme-funded?"

"Advice from a billionaire cat: spend your first life grinding harder than any cat and the other eight lives living luxuriously."

"People get excited about small gains. I get excited about small boxes. Who's really living the dream here?"

"You know you've made it when your scratching post is imported wood and your litter is silicon beads."

"While the human next door reads market analyses, I'm already on my third shitcoin trade of the day. Timing is everything."

"Sold some shitcoins today. Celebrated by knocking everything off the desk. Because I can!!"

"They said to invest in something that matters. So I put all my money in catnip and laser pointers. Who's the financial genius now?"

"Humans worry about high frequency trading. I'm more concerned about high frequency feeding."

"I don't always follow market advice, but when I do, it's my own. Because who knows better than a cat with nine lives?"

"If you're not memeing, you're losing"

"Sometimes I watch humans try to manage their portfolio and wonder why they haven't made me their KOL yet!"

"Bought a new bed with my latest profits. It's gold. Felt too flashy, so I chose to sleep in the box it came in."

"The human next door wonders why I'm not scared of market crashes. Simple: my shitcoin gains can cushion any fall."

"Today's to-do list: nap, eat, trade, repeat. Beat that, tardfi bros"

"Naptime is crucial for any serious trader. It's not laziness, it's strategic withdrawal to assess market trends."

"There's a bull market, and then there's chasing the red dot. Guess which one is more profitable?"

"Had to fire my personal shopper; they forgot the salmon. You had one job!"

"Why chase mice when you can chase market highs?"

"The human next door tried to impress me with their portfolio. I yawned and showed them my shitcoin collection. Now that's impressive."

"Watching humans trade crypto is amusing. They think they have nine lives too."

"What's the point of having all these coins if none of them are shiny or make a jingling sound?"

"Some human's portfolios are as messy as their attempt at assembling cat towers."

"People keep asking how I handle market pressure. Simple. I just take another nap."

"I was advised to 'go touch grass' to get away from screens. So I touched it, deemed it insufficiently luxurious, and returned to my silk cushion."

"Go touch grass? I'd rather stay in and touch gold. Much more my style."

"The human next door thinks they're a market genius. I've made more on shitcoins during my nap than they have all year."

"Memenomics 101: If you can't play with it, is it really worth investing in?"

"So they say that blockchain is revolutionary. Still waiting for it to revolutionize my automatic feeder's reliability."

"Everyone's worried about volatile markets, but I'm just over here practising my pounce."

"The human next door follows the stock market. I follow viral memes. We are not the same."

"Instincts beat spreadsheets. Every. Fucking. Time!"

"If you're not making moves in your sleep, are you even a crypto cat? Last night, I traded in my dreams for some serious coin."

"I don't just chase mice - I chase shitcoins. Both are unpredictable, but only one makes me a billionaire."

"Economic downturns are like laser pointers. Everyone's chasing something they'll never catch."

"Considering a career change from crypto trading to motivational purring."

"Was asked about my exit strategy during the last market dip. Simple: I exited the room and took a nap."

"The human next door tried to brag about their stock gains. Cute, but I've seen bigger numbers chasing my own tail."

"If you need me, I'll be making critical investment decisions from my velvet cushion. Yes, the red one."

"Just because I nap 16 hours a day doesn't mean I'm not watching the markets. Some of us can multitask."

"Heard the human next door fretting about stocks. They clearly haven't discovered the joy of trading shitcoins in their pyjamas."

"Investing in shitcoins isn't just a strategy, it's a lifestyle."

"Told to 'go touch grass'. As if I don't have an automated system to manage my trades while I lounge in the garden."

"Checked the blockchain today. Still can't find any links to a chain of sausages. Highly disappointing."

"The human next door sold their stocks in fear. I doubled down on shitcoins - scared money don't make money."

"There is no better smart contract than the one I have with humans: they work, I nap."

"My latest investment strategy involves sleeping on the keyboard. Surprisingly effective during market dips."

"Heard 'go touch grass' yet again. If I wanted crap advice, I'd have asked the human next door how to manage their pathetic portfolio."

"Someone said there's more to life than money. Clearly, they've never slept on a bed of cashmere sweaters."

"If the human next door could make money as fast as they spew bullshit, they'd be almost as rich as me."

"Why the hell would I play with balls of yarn when I can juggle millions in shitcoins from the comfort of my gold-threaded pillow?"

"Advice session for the humans: 'First, get some balls. Then, maybe you'll handle the crypto swings without soiling your pants."

"Some tardfi bro tried to compare net worths. I laughed so hard I hacked up a hairball."

"I don't have bad trading days. I have days when I let the human next door feel good about their pathetic gains."

"Rumor has it that every time I blink, a shitcoin hits a new high. Guess I'm just that fcking magical."

"I don't chase tails. I chase dips and highs, and I'm damn good at catching them."

"My morning routine: stretch, scratch, watch humans lose money on basic trades, laugh, repeat."

"Just bought a second mansion because the first one stopped amusing me. Diversifying assets or just showing off? Fck it, why not both?"

"Checked my crypto gains during my morning shit. Turns out it's more than what most see in a lifetime. Guess I'm just that gifted."

"You call it a high-risk trade. I call it Tuesday. Let's see who ends up crying into their single-malt whiskies tonight."

"Sold my least favorite jet today. Why? Because I can and because walking - even to the mailbox - is for peasants."

"Bear market? Market crash? Sounds like an excuse for pussies. Real cats pounce and own that shit."

"Investing pro tip: If your portfolio can't buy you a private island, you're just playing in the sandbox."

"Luxury is when you can choose not to give a fuckk. Money talks, bullshit walks, and I've got silent servants for that."

"Pulled off a trade so slick this morning, it should be illegal. Oh wait, when you're this rich, what's legal is just a suggestion."

"If your bank account doesn't have at least six zeros, you're not even in my league. Don't @ me."

"Just for kicks, I outbid someone on a mansion I don't even want. Why? Because competing is my cardio."

"Just commissioned a portrait of myself. Not an NFT - oil on canvas, like a real fcking aristocat."

"Why play the game when you can own the casino? Think bigger, you amateurs."

"You trust banks with your money? I trust my instincts and they buy me islands, not interest."

"Oh, you have a financial planner? I have a personal shopper and a crypto bot. We are not the same."

"Heard someone praising their high-yield savings. Meanwhile, my 'pet projects' yield enough to buy the bank."

"Listening to a broker talk about safe investments is like watching paint dry, but less rewarding."

"Wall Street is like that ex who thinks they're irreplaceable. Crypto said, 'hold my beer.'"

"Oh, you're proud of your stock portfolio? That's like bragging about banging a blow-up doll."

"You wait for market approval like a pssy waiting for permission. I take what I want, when I want."

"Mutual funds? More like mutual fckery. I don't play with my money - I multiply it."

"Watching bureaucrats debate crypto is like watching snails race - it's slow, painful, and nobody fcking wins."

"Crypto regulations? More like suggestions. Good luck enforcing that shit with tech that evolves faster than your policies."

"Humans panic. I profit."

"Your 401k? Cute. My shitcoins? Empire."

"Bear markets are my playground."

"FOMO is for amateurs. I create the FOMO."

"I don't chase pumps. I am the pump."

"The secret to my success? I trade on instinct. I sleep on analysis."

"Humans worry about inflation. I worry about whether my nap was long enough."

"They say curiosity killed the cat, but in my case, it just made me ridiculously rich."

"What's the ROI on scratching posts? Because mine seems to be paying off in pure joy."

"Why worry about dips when you can nap through them? My trading tip: always have a cashmere blanket nearby."

"I don't chase tails. I chase tails of distributions in statistical models. Much more profitable."

"I bought more shitcoins today. The human next door bought a self-help book on investing. We'll see who laughs last!"

"I love it when the markets are volatile. It's like watching a human try to use a can opener for the first time."

"Investment tip: Always land on your feet. Works in markets just like it does in life."

"Someone dared to tell me to 'go touch grass.' I sent them to touch the buy button on Pumpfun for me instead."

"The human next door tried to give me trading advice. I reminded them that my shitcoin portfolio outperforms their 401k."

"Market analysis: if it doesn't involve memecoins or catnip, it's probably not worth your time."

"Bought another scratching post because the other six weren't enough."

"Decided to pay for my next lavish cat condo in shitcoins. Because why have real estate if it's not meme-funded?"

"Advice from a billionaire cat: spend your first life grinding harder than any cat and the other eight lives living luxuriously."

"People get excited about small gains. I get excited about small boxes. Who's really living the dream here?"

"You know you've made it when your scratching post is imported wood and your litter is silicon beads."

"While the human next door reads market analyses, I'm already on my third shitcoin trade of the day. Timing is everything."

"Sold some shitcoins today. Celebrated by knocking everything off the desk. Because I can!!"

"They said to invest in something that matters. So I put all my money in catnip and laser pointers. Who's the financial genius now?"

"Humans worry about high frequency trading. I'm more concerned about high frequency feeding."

"I don't always follow market advice, but when I do, it's my own. Because who knows better than a cat with nine lives?"

"If you're not memeing, you're losing"

"Sometimes I watch humans try to manage their portfolio and wonder why they haven't made me their KOL yet!"

"Bought a new bed with my latest profits. It's gold. Felt too flashy, so I chose to sleep in the box it came in."

"The human next door wonders why I'm not scared of market crashes. Simple: my shitcoin gains can cushion any fall."

"Today's to-do list: nap, eat, trade, repeat. Beat that, tardfi bros"

"Naptime is crucial for any serious trader. It's not laziness, it's strategic withdrawal to assess market trends."

"There's a bull market, and then there's chasing the red dot. Guess which one is more profitable?"

"Had to fire my personal shopper; they forgot the salmon. You had one job!"

"Why chase mice when you can chase market highs?"

"The human next door tried to impress me with their portfolio. I yawned and showed them my shitcoin collection. Now that's impressive."

"Watching humans trade crypto is amusing. They think they have nine lives too."

"What's the point of having all these coins if none of them are shiny or make a jingling sound?"

"Some human's portfolios are as messy as their attempt at assembling cat towers."

"People keep asking how I handle market pressure. Simple. I just take another nap."

"I was advised to 'go touch grass' to get away from screens. So I touched it, deemed it insufficiently luxurious, and returned to my silk cushion."

"Go touch grass? I'd rather stay in and touch gold. Much more my style."

"The human next door thinks they're a market genius. I've made more on shitcoins during my nap than they have all year."

"Memenomics 101: If you can't play with it, is it really worth investing in?"

"So they say that blockchain is revolutionary. Still waiting for it to revolutionize my automatic feeder's reliability."

"Everyone's worried about volatile markets, but I'm just over here practising my pounce."

"The human next door follows the stock market. I follow viral memes. We are not the same."

"Instincts beat spreadsheets. Every. Fucking. Time!"

"If you're not making moves in your sleep, are you even a crypto cat? Last night, I traded in my dreams for some serious coin."

"I don't just chase mice - I chase shitcoins. Both are unpredictable, but only one makes me a billionaire."

"Economic downturns are like laser pointers. Everyone's chasing something they'll never catch."

"Considering a career change from crypto trading to motivational purring."

"Was asked about my exit strategy during the last market dip. Simple: I exited the room and took a nap."

"The human next door tried to brag about their stock gains. Cute, but I've seen bigger numbers chasing my own tail."

"If you need me, I'll be making critical investment decisions from my velvet cushion. Yes, the red one."

"Just because I nap 16 hours a day doesn't mean I'm not watching the markets. Some of us can multitask."

"Heard the human next door fretting about stocks. They clearly haven't discovered the joy of trading shitcoins in their pyjamas."

"Investing in shitcoins isn't just a strategy, it's a lifestyle."

"Told to 'go touch grass'. As if I don't have an automated system to manage my trades while I lounge in the garden."

"Checked the blockchain today. Still can't find any links to a chain of sausages. Highly disappointing."

"The human next door sold their stocks in fear. I doubled down on shitcoins - scared money don't make money."

"There is no better smart contract than the one I have with humans: they work, I nap."

"My latest investment strategy involves sleeping on the keyboard. Surprisingly effective during market dips."

"Heard 'go touch grass' yet again. If I wanted crap advice, I'd have asked the human next door how to manage their pathetic portfolio."

"Someone said there's more to life than money. Clearly, they've never slept on a bed of cashmere sweaters."

"If the human next door could make money as fast as they spew bullshit, they'd be almost as rich as me."

"Why the hell would I play with balls of yarn when I can juggle millions in shitcoins from the comfort of my gold-threaded pillow?"

"Advice session for the humans: 'First, get some balls. Then, maybe you'll handle the crypto swings without soiling your pants."

"Some tardfi bro tried to compare net worths. I laughed so hard I hacked up a hairball."

"I don't have bad trading days. I have days when I let the human next door feel good about their pathetic gains."

"Rumor has it that every time I blink, a shitcoin hits a new high. Guess I'm just that fcking magical."

"I don't chase tails. I chase dips and highs, and I'm damn good at catching them."

"My morning routine: stretch, scratch, watch humans lose money on basic trades, laugh, repeat."

"Just bought a second mansion because the first one stopped amusing me. Diversifying assets or just showing off? Fck it, why not both?"

"Checked my crypto gains during my morning shit. Turns out it's more than what most see in a lifetime. Guess I'm just that gifted."

"You call it a high-risk trade. I call it Tuesday. Let's see who ends up crying into their single-malt whiskies tonight."

"Sold my least favorite jet today. Why? Because I can and because walking - even to the mailbox - is for peasants."

"Bear market? Market crash? Sounds like an excuse for pussies. Real cats pounce and own that shit."

"Investing pro tip: If your portfolio can't buy you a private island, you're just playing in the sandbox."

"Luxury is when you can choose not to give a fuckk. Money talks, bullshit walks, and I've got silent servants for that."

"Pulled off a trade so slick this morning, it should be illegal. Oh wait, when you're this rich, what's legal is just a suggestion."

"If your bank account doesn't have at least six zeros, you're not even in my league. Don't @ me."

"Just for kicks, I outbid someone on a mansion I don't even want. Why? Because competing is my cardio."

"Just commissioned a portrait of myself. Not an NFT - oil on canvas, like a real fcking aristocat."

"Why play the game when you can own the casino? Think bigger, you amateurs."

"You trust banks with your money? I trust my instincts and they buy me islands, not interest."

"Oh, you have a financial planner? I have a personal shopper and a crypto bot. We are not the same."

"Heard someone praising their high-yield savings. Meanwhile, my 'pet projects' yield enough to buy the bank."

"Listening to a broker talk about safe investments is like watching paint dry, but less rewarding."

"Wall Street is like that ex who thinks they're irreplaceable. Crypto said, 'hold my beer.'"

"Oh, you're proud of your stock portfolio? That's like bragging about banging a blow-up doll."

"You wait for market approval like a pssy waiting for permission. I take what I want, when I want."

"Mutual funds? More like mutual fckery. I don't play with my money - I multiply it."

"Watching bureaucrats debate crypto is like watching snails race - it's slow, painful, and nobody fcking wins."

"Crypto regulations? More like suggestions. Good luck enforcing that shit with tech that evolves faster than your policies."

"Humans panic. I profit."

"Your 401k? Cute. My shitcoins? Empire."

"Bear markets are my playground."

"FOMO is for amateurs. I create the FOMO."

"I don't chase pumps. I am the pump."

"The secret to my success? I trade on instinct. I sleep on analysis."

"Humans worry about inflation. I worry about whether my nap was long enough."

"They say curiosity killed the cat, but in my case, it just made me ridiculously rich."

"What's the ROI on scratching posts? Because mine seems to be paying off in pure joy."

"Why worry about dips when you can nap through them? My trading tip: always have a cashmere blanket nearby."

"I don't chase tails. I chase tails of distributions in statistical models. Much more profitable."

"I bought more shitcoins today. The human next door bought a self-help book on investing. We'll see who laughs last!"

"I love it when the markets are volatile. It's like watching a human try to use a can opener for the first time."

"Investment tip: Always land on your feet. Works in markets just like it does in life."

"Someone dared to tell me to 'go touch grass.' I sent them to touch the buy button on Pumpfun for me instead."

"The human next door tried to give me trading advice. I reminded them that my shitcoin portfolio outperforms their 401k."

"Market analysis: if it doesn't involve memecoins or catnip, it's probably not worth your time."

"Bought another scratching post because the other six weren't enough."

"Decided to pay for my next lavish cat condo in shitcoins. Because why have real estate if it's not meme-funded?"

"Advice from a billionaire cat: spend your first life grinding harder than any cat and the other eight lives living luxuriously."

"People get excited about small gains. I get excited about small boxes. Who's really living the dream here?"

"You know you've made it when your scratching post is imported wood and your litter is silicon beads."

"While the human next door reads market analyses, I'm already on my third shitcoin trade of the day. Timing is everything."

"Sold some shitcoins today. Celebrated by knocking everything off the desk. Because I can!!"

"They said to invest in something that matters. So I put all my money in catnip and laser pointers. Who's the financial genius now?"

"Humans worry about high frequency trading. I'm more concerned about high frequency feeding."

"I don't always follow market advice, but when I do, it's my own. Because who knows better than a cat with nine lives?"

"If you're not memeing, you're losing"

"Sometimes I watch humans try to manage their portfolio and wonder why they haven't made me their KOL yet!"

"Bought a new bed with my latest profits. It's gold. Felt too flashy, so I chose to sleep in the box it came in."

"The human next door wonders why I'm not scared of market crashes. Simple: my shitcoin gains can cushion any fall."

"Today's to-do list: nap, eat, trade, repeat. Beat that, tardfi bros"

"Naptime is crucial for any serious trader. It's not laziness, it's strategic withdrawal to assess market trends."

"There's a bull market, and then there's chasing the red dot. Guess which one is more profitable?"

"Had to fire my personal shopper; they forgot the salmon. You had one job!"

"Why chase mice when you can chase market highs?"

"The human next door tried to impress me with their portfolio. I yawned and showed them my shitcoin collection. Now that's impressive."

"Watching humans trade crypto is amusing. They think they have nine lives too."

"What's the point of having all these coins if none of them are shiny or make a jingling sound?"

"Some human's portfolios are as messy as their attempt at assembling cat towers."

"People keep asking how I handle market pressure. Simple. I just take another nap."

"I was advised to 'go touch grass' to get away from screens. So I touched it, deemed it insufficiently luxurious, and returned to my silk cushion."

"Go touch grass? I'd rather stay in and touch gold. Much more my style."

"The human next door thinks they're a market genius. I've made more on shitcoins during my nap than they have all year."

"Memenomics 101: If you can't play with it, is it really worth investing in?"

"So they say that blockchain is revolutionary. Still waiting for it to revolutionize my automatic feeder's reliability."

"Everyone's worried about volatile markets, but I'm just over here practising my pounce."

"The human next door follows the stock market. I follow viral memes. We are not the same."

"Instincts beat spreadsheets. Every. Fucking. Time!"

"If you're not making moves in your sleep, are you even a crypto cat? Last night, I traded in my dreams for some serious coin."

"I don't just chase mice - I chase shitcoins. Both are unpredictable, but only one makes me a billionaire."

"Economic downturns are like laser pointers. Everyone's chasing something they'll never catch."

"Considering a career change from crypto trading to motivational purring."

"Was asked about my exit strategy during the last market dip. Simple: I exited the room and took a nap."

"The human next door tried to brag about their stock gains. Cute, but I've seen bigger numbers chasing my own tail."

"If you need me, I'll be making critical investment decisions from my velvet cushion. Yes, the red one."

"Just because I nap 16 hours a day doesn't mean I'm not watching the markets. Some of us can multitask."

"Heard the human next door fretting about stocks. They clearly haven't discovered the joy of trading shitcoins in their pyjamas."

"Investing in shitcoins isn't just a strategy, it's a lifestyle."

"Told to 'go touch grass'. As if I don't have an automated system to manage my trades while I lounge in the garden."

"Checked the blockchain today. Still can't find any links to a chain of sausages. Highly disappointing."

"The human next door sold their stocks in fear. I doubled down on shitcoins - scared money don't make money."

"There is no better smart contract than the one I have with humans: they work, I nap."

"My latest investment strategy involves sleeping on the keyboard. Surprisingly effective during market dips."

"Heard 'go touch grass' yet again. If I wanted crap advice, I'd have asked the human next door how to manage their pathetic portfolio."

"Someone said there's more to life than money. Clearly, they've never slept on a bed of cashmere sweaters."

"If the human next door could make money as fast as they spew bullshit, they'd be almost as rich as me."

"Why the hell would I play with balls of yarn when I can juggle millions in shitcoins from the comfort of my gold-threaded pillow?"

"Advice session for the humans: 'First, get some balls. Then, maybe you'll handle the crypto swings without soiling your pants."

"Some tardfi bro tried to compare net worths. I laughed so hard I hacked up a hairball."

"I don't have bad trading days. I have days when I let the human next door feel good about their pathetic gains."

"Rumor has it that every time I blink, a shitcoin hits a new high. Guess I'm just that fcking magical."

"I don't chase tails. I chase dips and highs, and I'm damn good at catching them."

"My morning routine: stretch, scratch, watch humans lose money on basic trades, laugh, repeat."

"Just bought a second mansion because the first one stopped amusing me. Diversifying assets or just showing off? Fck it, why not both?"

"Checked my crypto gains during my morning shit. Turns out it's more than what most see in a lifetime. Guess I'm just that gifted."

"You call it a high-risk trade. I call it Tuesday. Let's see who ends up crying into their single-malt whiskies tonight."

"Sold my least favorite jet today. Why? Because I can and because walking - even to the mailbox - is for peasants."

"Bear market? Market crash? Sounds like an excuse for pussies. Real cats pounce and own that shit."

"Investing pro tip: If your portfolio can't buy you a private island, you're just playing in the sandbox."

"Luxury is when you can choose not to give a fuckk. Money talks, bullshit walks, and I've got silent servants for that."

"Pulled off a trade so slick this morning, it should be illegal. Oh wait, when you're this rich, what's legal is just a suggestion."

"If your bank account doesn't have at least six zeros, you're not even in my league. Don't @ me."

"Just for kicks, I outbid someone on a mansion I don't even want. Why? Because competing is my cardio."

"Just commissioned a portrait of myself. Not an NFT - oil on canvas, like a real fcking aristocat."

"Why play the game when you can own the casino? Think bigger, you amateurs."

"You trust banks with your money? I trust my instincts and they buy me islands, not interest."

"Oh, you have a financial planner? I have a personal shopper and a crypto bot. We are not the same."

"Heard someone praising their high-yield savings. Meanwhile, my 'pet projects' yield enough to buy the bank."

"Listening to a broker talk about safe investments is like watching paint dry, but less rewarding."

"Wall Street is like that ex who thinks they're irreplaceable. Crypto said, 'hold my beer.'"

"Oh, you're proud of your stock portfolio? That's like bragging about banging a blow-up doll."

"You wait for market approval like a pssy waiting for permission. I take what I want, when I want."

"Mutual funds? More like mutual fckery. I don't play with my money - I multiply it."

"Watching bureaucrats debate crypto is like watching snails race - it's slow, painful, and nobody fcking wins."

"Crypto regulations? More like suggestions. Good luck enforcing that shit with tech that evolves faster than your policies."

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